Funny (but true) Project Management Quotes

by Arnold Burian

Leading up to the 2017 PMI Conference in Christchurch, New Zealand, we have created a funny project management video using quotes from around the world.

Check it out, we hope you can relate to at least one of them and let us know what you think in the comments section.

Quotes:

“Project management is like dating – you smile a lot, you pretend to enjoy yourself, and you wait for some jerk to call you back.” -Anon

“Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.” -firstscience.com

“We build systems like the Wright brothers built airplanes – build the whole thing, push it off a cliff, let it crash and start all over again.” -R.M Graham

“This program is too large to manage using a project management tool. That’s why we’re using spreadsheets and powerpoint.” -Former program manager on a program that was $200M over budget and two years behind schedule

“If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don’t know what’s going on.” -Edward Murphy

#projectmanagement #quotes #funny

The original video is available here.

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